Here's The Deal...

I'm going to forecast--and move--the S&P FUTURES every day (and some nights too) while you LEECHES cling to my skin. But try not to get too needy because if I don't feel like working...I don't work! So although most days I'll be here crushing other traders and taking their donuts, if I'm out late running snapper I'll probably miss the opening bell.

You, on the other hand, probably spring out of bed every morning to read WORTHLESS NEWS--the same worthless news that leads you and the rest of the lemmings straight over the cliff!

Let me tell you something...

--The news is worthless---it's STALE

--The talking heads are air-bags---they have an AGENDA

--Fundamentals? Technicals? Don't make me LAUGH!

Something bigger than you can fathom drives the market and I'm one of the chosen few with a set of keys. I'm going to show you how WE make money--not chump-change--BIG MONEY.

I'm going to tell you where the market's headed each day, and if your bean-bag's big enough you'll climb on for the ride. But understand this...once you see me move the market two or three times in a single session, I'm hoping you'll wake up and realize that you don't belong on my playground. Mommy's not here to pick your sorry asses up off the ground, and besides, if you get in my way you won't have a skinned knee...you'll have a shattered beak.

You can't know me--and you never will--but I'm going to allow you to ride my coattails for a while until you understand what I've known my entire life...I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

Andrew

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